Have trouble making a decision? This app is here to help! Just answer a series of yes or no questions. Each yes answer has a certain number of points attached to it, and based on the number of points reached by the end, The Decision-Maker will tell you whether or not you should do the action in question. Easy peasy.

Will doing this cause imminent death, either yours or someone else's?

Probably not worth it. Let's use YOLO as a warning.

Will this be a Superman kind of act, protecting someone from harm?

Heroes can join the Justice League or the Avengers.

Will you or anyone in your general vicinity end up in the hospital?

Broken bones take weeks to heal. And scars are permanent.

Will this action cause you to lose at least a year's salary?

Eh, it's only money. You can't take it with you.

Will this action cause you to get a raise or be promoted at work?

That extra money can be used on a vacation to Hawaii. Just sayin'.

Will any portion of the surrounding area lose electricity?

Not cool during winter, man. And literally not cool during summer because no air conditioning.

Is this illegal in the state/country in which you'll be doing this action?

Even if orange is the new black, almost no one looks good in prison clothes.

If your parents find out about this, would they be disappointed?

You're never too young or too old for a guilt trip.

Could you get an award, medal, or trophy for doing this?

That shiny medal would probably look great hanging on your wall.

Would you ruin at least one friendship if you do this?

Friends are the family you choose and don't want to lose.

Would you make new friends if you do this?

Just like Facebook taught us, you can never have too many friends.

Would this cause significant damage to the environment?

We've only got one planet. Mars is still too far away.

Would you somehow end up naked in public?

Maybe you should sign up for Naked and Afraid.

Would you get fired from your job for this?

Finding a new job is like trying to find a new leprechaun.

Would this help you land a new job?

Take me with you. I need a new job too.

The most important question: will this be super fun?

Carpe diem should be changed to Carpe fun.

Are you ready for the Final Verdict?

You should probably go for it. But hey, it's your life. Do what you want. I'm just an app, not your mother.

You should probably not do it. But hey, it's your life. Do what you want. I'm just an app, not the police.

Disclaimer:

Use this app wisely. The Decision Maker and its creator are not responsible for your actions or the consequences of your actions.